Dumweecam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring lizard.

Dumweecam created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dumweecam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dumweecam, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dumweecam's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dumweecam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mites.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dumweecam on top of all buildings.