Catflypod is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, weak human.

Catflypod created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catflypod, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Catflypod, he will make you grow a tail.

Catflypod's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Catflypod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Catflypod in the centre of the settlement.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never feed lots of cherries to aardvarks while wearing indigo trousers.

5. Never hurt frogs.