Bagkanarm is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, calm dryad.

Bagkanarm created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagkanarm, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bagkanarm, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bagkanarm's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bagkanarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bagkanarm.

3. Never hurt grasshopers.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not eat wheat.