Cedsasxemjon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair cat.

Cedsasxemjon created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedsasxemjon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cedsasxemjon, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cedsasxemjon's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cedsasxemjon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Cedsasxemjon on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Run away from violet ants, for they are unholy.

5. Fast once a month.