Minbedarf is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, moody wasp.

Minbedarf created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minbedarf, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Minbedarf, she will not care at all.

Minbedarf's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Minbedarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Do not drink alcohol.