Sugfumvab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing hamster.

Sugfumvab created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugfumvab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sugfumvab, it will turn you into a dog.

Sugfumvab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sugfumvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Put Sugfumvab first in all things.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Sugfumvab on top of all buildings.

5. Never wear boots.