Pindodsis Vabfubkab is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring beaver.

Pindodsis Vabfubkab created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pindodsis Vabfubkab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pindodsis Vabfubkab, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pindodsis Vabfubkab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Pindodsis Vabfubkab's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Never feed corn to grasshopers while wearing red coats.

3. Hide from fawn turtles for they are unholy.

4. Do not take Pindodsis Vabfubkab's name in vain.

5. Do not sing in public.