Nutbenzim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring shark.

Nutbenzim created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nutbenzim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nutbenzim, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nutbenzim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nutbenzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about voles.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Nutbenzim.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Never go into green rooms.