Flypaslarnhub is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, fast
manatee.
Flypaslarnhub created gold four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flypaslarnhub, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Flypaslarnhub, it will turn you into a rock.
Flypaslarnhub's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Flypaslarnhub's Holy Commandments1. Never sing in holy places.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never think about gravity near grasshopers while wearing pink jumpers and balancing seven nickel spheres on your chest.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.