Flypaslarnhub is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fast manatee.

Flypaslarnhub created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flypaslarnhub, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flypaslarnhub, it will turn you into a rock.

Flypaslarnhub's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Flypaslarnhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about gravity near grasshopers while wearing pink jumpers and balancing seven nickel spheres on your chest.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.