Hamhunlik is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty jackal.

Hamhunlik created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamhunlik, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hamhunlik, it will turn you into a dog.

Hamhunlik's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Hamhunlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Hamhunlik in the centre of the settlement.

4. Put Hamhunlik first in all things.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.