Fomrowjarn is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive lion.

Fomrowjarn created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomrowjarn, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fomrowjarn, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fomrowjarn's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fomrowjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to otters while wearing pink shoes.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fomrowjarn.

4. Hide from blue turtles for they are unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.