Nabdimtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, pitiless dove.

Nabdimtarp created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nabdimtarp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nabdimtarp, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nabdimtarp's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nabdimtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near great tits while wearing blue shoes.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not kill sharks.