Nadwiglat is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, ruthless eagle.

Nadwiglat created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nadwiglat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nadwiglat, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nadwiglat's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nadwiglat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nadwiglat five times a day.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not take Nadwiglat's name in vain.