Bamfaddon is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, emotional swallow.

Bamfaddon created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamfaddon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bamfaddon, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bamfaddon's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bamfaddon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Bamfaddon loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

4. Seals are not to be trusted.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.