Cenfumxem is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, flying ant.

Cenfumxem created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenfumxem, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cenfumxem, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cenfumxem's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cenfumxem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Cenfumxem in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about gravity near capybaras while wearing violet dresses and balancing three aluminium spheres on your legs.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.