Hapnillbed is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, capable spider.

Hapnillbed created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hapnillbed, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hapnillbed, it will not care.

Hapnillbed's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hapnillbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help shrews in need.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.