Pibviddib Listzanpin Kamlenvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, happy parrot.

Pibviddib Listzanpin Kamlenvonk created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibviddib Listzanpin Kamlenvonk, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pibviddib Listzanpin Kamlenvonk, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pibviddib Listzanpin Kamlenvonk's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Pibviddib Listzanpin Kamlenvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think about gravity near turtles while wearing pink rings and balancing six silver spheres on your feet.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Erect four iron sculptures of Pibviddib Listzanpin Kamlenvonk on top of important buildings.

5. Always help sick badgers.