Cusscabbam is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unselfish faun.

Cusscabbam created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cusscabbam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cusscabbam, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cusscabbam's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cusscabbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.