Pagbencisscuss is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, loving horse.

Pagbencisscuss created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagbencisscuss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pagbencisscuss, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pagbencisscuss' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Pagbencisscuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Pagbencisscuss in the centre of the settlement.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never play with disobedient children.