Niglatpark is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, quiet gerbil.

Niglatpark created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niglatpark, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Niglatpark, she will ignore you.

Niglatpark's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Niglatpark's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Niglatpark.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Niglatpark on top of all buildings.