Sabten Dingeplop is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, able wolf.

Sabten Dingeplop created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabten Dingeplop, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sabten Dingeplop, she will be mildly annoyed.

Sabten Dingeplop's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Sabten Dingeplop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill cats.