Jinhomfid is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, amazing newt.

Jinhomfid created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinhomfid, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jinhomfid, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jinhomfid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jinhomfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Jinhomfid loves swans, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.