Gudkarwab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless yak.

Gudkarwab created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Gudkarwab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gudkarwab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gudkarwab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gudkarwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Feed all hungry pigs.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Never feed aubergines to mites while wearing cyan shorts.