Quilltalbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic goose.

Quilltalbeg created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quilltalbeg, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quilltalbeg, it will destroy your home solar system.

Quilltalbeg's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Quilltalbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not take Quilltalbeg's name in vain.

5. Always pray immersed in water.