Ominmonbat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil turtle.

Ominmonbat created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominmonbat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ominmonbat, it will jump up and down on your head.

Ominmonbat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Ominmonbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ominmonbat.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Never look at stars.