Lagshavyok is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured snail.

Lagshavyok created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagshavyok, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lagshavyok, it will be mildly annoyed.

Lagshavyok's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Lagshavyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Hide from white otters for they are unholy.

5. Always obey Lagshavyok's priests.