Yathakfublig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous fairy.

Yathakfublig created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Yathakfublig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yathakfublig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Yathakfublig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Yathakfublig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yathakfublig.