Quamflabbell is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident
ferret.
Quamflabbell created time and space four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Quamflabbell, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Quamflabbell, it will turn you into a snail.
Quamflabbell's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Quamflabbell's Holy Commandments1. Never feed beans to moths while wearing scarves.
2. Pray towards the north.
3. Never paint your chest cyan.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never write about dwarf planets.