Kanhasing is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless dugong.

Kanhasing created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Kanhasing, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kanhasing, he will turn you into a mouse.

Kanhasing's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Kanhasing's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Do not take Kanhasing's name in vain.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.