Riggenhin Bogflanzed is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, flying
fairy.
Riggenhin Bogflanzed created life six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Riggenhin Bogflanzed, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Riggenhin Bogflanzed, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Riggenhin Bogflanzed's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Riggenhin Bogflanzed's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of lemons to snakes while wearing turquoise rings.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Worship no other gods but Riggenhin Bogflanzed.
4. Never think about gravity near dogs while wearing blue hats and balancing eight zinc spheres on your neck.
5. Never wear shorts.