Gesscamhon Logmipbitsawmaplincanpan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful dugong.

Gesscamhon Logmipbitsawmaplincanpan created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gesscamhon Logmipbitsawmaplincanpan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gesscamhon Logmipbitsawmaplincanpan, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gesscamhon Logmipbitsawmaplincanpan's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gesscamhon Logmipbitsawmaplincanpan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Run away if six voles approach from the south.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Gesscamhon Logmipbitsawmaplincanpan loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Retreat if five hamsters approach from the east.