Flabcemkim Dunponbim is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humane hummingbird.

Flabcemkim Dunponbim created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabcemkim Dunponbim, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flabcemkim Dunponbim, it will turn you into a dog.

Flabcemkim Dunponbim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Flabcemkim Dunponbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must pray to Flabcemkim Dunponbim nine times a day.

4. Flabcemkim Dunponbim must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.