Nanbammid is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable clam.

Nanbammid created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Nanbammid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nanbammid, he will not care.

Nanbammid's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nanbammid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the west.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Never feed nuts to mice while wearing dresses.

5. Do not keep four snails in a large pit.