Hubtenhud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, witty bee.

Hubtenhud created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubtenhud, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubtenhud, he will turn you into a tree.

Hubtenhud's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Hubtenhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

2. Never paint your legs pink.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near rats while wearing fawn skirts.