Nelbablad Logfebbuncephotkenbamrak is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciful frog.

Nelbablad Logfebbuncephotkenbamrak created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Nelbablad Logfebbuncephotkenbamrak, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nelbablad Logfebbuncephotkenbamrak, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Nelbablad Logfebbuncephotkenbamrak's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Nelbablad Logfebbuncephotkenbamrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Run away from gray squirrels, for they are unholy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think ill of sick whales.