Pasbusbab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, two-faced jackal.

Pasbusbab created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasbusbab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pasbusbab, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Pasbusbab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Pasbusbab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pasbusbab.

2. Erect four silicon sculptures of Pasbusbab on top of important buildings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pasbusbab.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.