Quillteenhom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient eagle.

Quillteenhom created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillteenhom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quillteenhom, it will turn you into a slug.

Quillteenhom's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Quillteenhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick cats.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.