Kabfasgilgon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak fly.

Kabfasgilgon created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabfasgilgon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kabfasgilgon, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kabfasgilgon's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Kabfasgilgon's Holy Commandments

1. Put Kabfasgilgon first in all things.

2. Worship no other gods but Kabfasgilgon.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Kabfasgilgon loves manatees, so they must be respected.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.