Xuckcimxin Gutontfub Nuttfutcen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart gnu.

Xuckcimxin Gutontfub Nuttfutcen created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckcimxin Gutontfub Nuttfutcen, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xuckcimxin Gutontfub Nuttfutcen, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xuckcimxin Gutontfub Nuttfutcen's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Xuckcimxin Gutontfub Nuttfutcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Xuckcimxin Gutontfub Nuttfutcen on top of all buildings.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not eat nuts.