Tarnibceb is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet wolf.

Tarnibceb created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarnibceb, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tarnibceb, she will be very unhappy.

Tarnibceb's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Tarnibceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help sick snakes.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.