Tommadfiglog Paddudvidpid is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, charitable crab.

Tommadfiglog Paddudvidpid created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Tommadfiglog Paddudvidpid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tommadfiglog Paddudvidpid, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tommadfiglog Paddudvidpid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tommadfiglog Paddudvidpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never feed coconuts to goats while wearing shoes.

5. Never wear orange corsets.