Negbastquim is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, fast beaver.

Negbastquim created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Negbastquim, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Negbastquim, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Negbastquim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Negbastquim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Negbastquim must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Negbastquim on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about cell theory.