Donflangub is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, fussy fairy.

Donflangub created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Donflangub, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Donflangub, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Donflangub's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Donflangub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Do not take Donflangub's name in vain.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. You must pray to Donflangub six times a day.