Farstigken is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, fussy goat.

Farstigken created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farstigken, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Farstigken, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Farstigken's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Farstigken's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of ants.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect eight gold sculptures of Farstigken on top of important buildings.

5. Never pour water over plants.