Kemxinlooplin is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong mink.

Kemxinlooplin created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemxinlooplin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kemxinlooplin, she will ignore you.

Kemxinlooplin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Kemxinlooplin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Worship no other gods but Kemxinlooplin.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

5. Do not commit murder.