Cidzognan Wipfedzim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent rat.

Cidzognan Wipfedzim created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidzognan Wipfedzim, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cidzognan Wipfedzim, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cidzognan Wipfedzim's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cidzognan Wipfedzim's Holy Commandments

1. Cidzognan Wipfedzim loves birds, so they must be respected.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect three zinc sculptures of Cidzognan Wipfedzim on top of important buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.