Kiphapfob is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, conceited raccoon.

Kiphapfob created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kiphapfob, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kiphapfob, she will refuse to believe in you.

Kiphapfob's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kiphapfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never feed limes to badgers while wearing boots.