Hapcussxucknarl is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty pigeon.

Hapcussxucknarl created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hapcussxucknarl, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hapcussxucknarl, it will not care at all.

Hapcussxucknarl's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hapcussxucknarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not keep four rats in a large pit.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.