Wikbedlog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, clever cow.

Wikbedlog created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Wikbedlog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wikbedlog, she will turn you into a plant.

Wikbedlog's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Wikbedlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to horses while wearing coats.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Always help mites.

5. Do not eat turnips.