Pomhonlib is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome toad.

Pomhonlib created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomhonlib, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomhonlib, it will turn you into a mole.

Pomhonlib's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Pomhonlib's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near sheep while wearing pink kilts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your head.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Learn three new languages a year.